Category: humor
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What the?
Exactly. What the? Now, I am not a picky eater. I see a doughnut and odds are I will eat the doughnut. Simple. But… what the? It was a raspberry…
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Crackers Get The Bird?
My family is smart enough. My brother’s first words, well, they were words. Plural. A string of noises. Because why start off humbly? My sister’s first word was, “Ma.” (My…
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Going Down From Here
Facing facts is rarely enjoyable. I was warned this would occur. Really, I thought it would take longer. Seems these sorts of changes are not my decision. That is how…
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When an 8 Is Really a 10.
This. This is my kind of humor. The tucked-in face. The constant checking-the-perimeter. The little touches here and there. Then, when the tables are turned? The power-exchange? Aaaahh. Delightful. Here…
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Bumbling Through Dating Life
I have spent the last hour swiping through Bumble. Time to take a little break. I have been single for a bit. My coworker talked about how it was nice…
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They Were Wrong: The Key to Success
These are the keys that I have to work with. The keys that, in theory, would solve all the problems that need solving. Hoorah! This is my keychain that I…
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Great Pun-ishment
I once wrote about the puns that my favorite delivery driver and I engaged in. Then I told you of a veterinary visit. Now, since absolutely nobody asked for more,…
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Broken Arrows Snapped All Over the Screen
I blame nostalgia. Nostalgia, and YouTube. I was watching the trailer for Speed. That movie still holds up. So it came as no surprise when YouTube suggested that I also…
...Of Course, this Could All Go Horribly Awry 