Category: humor
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Not a Gigantic Leap in Logic
At some point I will talk about other Seattle news. For now, let us discuss this: If you do not have time to watch a video that is under two…
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Don’t Blow the Opportunity
I do not control the systems in my theater. I cannot magically get the built-in air-conditioning to work. I am not the person that arranges to get a temporary A/C…
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Eggcentric
I can try to keep my scrambled eggs to myself. Or I can accept that sharing is required.
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Take My Word(play) for It
I could never date a smoker. I would not be a good match for them. When a sailor commits mutiny, is he judged by a jury of his piers? If…
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A Genius, but Not a Know-It-All
Charles Schulz was very skilled at what he did. Full credit to him for being such an influential cartoonist. But he had one thing wrong. “Superman was destroyed on several…
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Ading Confusion
Foreground: Go hiking! Background: …could you not? Please? To be fair, there have been worse advertising arrangements.
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I’m Dating Myself Here
If I have never heard of two of those phrases, that means I am not a modern dater, correct? I would guess that “love bomb” refers to the second definition…
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Goose Went Maverick
I knew humans were getting lazier. And I have no love for geese. But even I thought they were hardier than this. Start flappin’, slacker! (Or at least shut the…
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Telling It How It Is (Cats and All.)
When it is my turn to lead worship at church, I do it a touch differently. If I think dialogue from a well-known movie will do the job, I lean…
...Of Course, this Could All Go Horribly Awry 