Category: humor
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Eggcentric
I can try to keep my scrambled eggs to myself. Or I can accept that sharing is required.
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Take My Word(play) for It
I could never date a smoker. I would not be a good match for them. When a sailor commits mutiny, is he judged by a jury of his piers? If…
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A Genius, but Not a Know-It-All
Charles Schulz was very skilled at what he did. Full credit to him for being such an influential cartoonist. But he had one thing wrong. “Superman was destroyed on several…
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Ading Confusion
Foreground: Go hiking! Background: …could you not? Please? To be fair, there have been worse advertising arrangements.
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I’m Dating Myself Here
If I have never heard of two of those phrases, that means I am not a modern dater, correct? I would guess that “love bomb” refers to the second definition…
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Goose Went Maverick
I knew humans were getting lazier. And I have no love for geese. But even I thought they were hardier than this. Start flappin’, slacker! (Or at least shut the…
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Telling It How It Is (Cats and All.)
When it is my turn to lead worship at church, I do it a touch differently. If I think dialogue from a well-known movie will do the job, I lean…
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Friendship Time Turns Fiendish
I argue that demanding food at 2:30 in the morning is inhumane. But technically, she is a cat. Categorically inhuman. So it is allowed. Or so Nala the Annihilator said.…
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She’s Fine. Crazy, but Fine.
No, I do not keep my cat in the fridge. However, I apparently cannot keep Nala the Annihilator from trespassing into chilly domains. (shrug) Roommates- they cannot be controlled.
...Of Course, this Could All Go Horribly Awry 