…Of Course, this Could All Go Horribly Awry

Category: humor

  • Pavlov Works Both Ways

    Darn it, Pavlov. At no point did you warn what would happen when the pets began to take your studies and turn them on us. You knew it was coming,…

  • I Hear Ya

    People do not feel heard these days. They take to websites and post lengthy rants. They lament what others are doing, often in opposition to what they want. We have…

  • Get Rich Now!

    I have been thinking about money lately.  A lot.  I know, I know. “Join the club!  It is called ‘everybody!’”  Sigh.  I do not know how much Social Security will…

  • A Name for the Ages

    Mylar was my favorite cat. She was soft, cute, and only she hissed at me twice in the sixteen years I had her. So, being the loyal guy that I…

  • They Were Wrong: Skills

    I was told that I needed to learn math. I had to fight with a graphing calculator. I pretended to understand logarithms. “You will use this one day,” I was…

  • I Grow on You. Eventually.

    Howdy, I finally found a way to describe my appeal. My gradual charm. My, “No, I’m not a first-impressions kinda guy” style. Observe! Ta-da! And now you know.

  • Trying Out: Massage Parlor (Or, Getting Rubbed the Wrong Way)

    I have this weird opinion that I should be able to turn my head roughly one hundred and eighty degrees.  I think that when I try to lift my left…

  • Expired Dates

    As a teenager, I thought I know how attraction worked.  You looked around the high school, you saw a girl you thought had nice aspects, and you fell for her. …

  • A Fund Farewell

    Oh, so that’s it? All that time and we’re done, huh? I mean, I get it. I didn’t think I had much of a shot with you back in the…

  • Can We Talk Movies? Nope?

    Showing any new movies? “Nope.” Wait, are you still showing Thor? Nope. Well, do you have a blockbuster flick? “Nope.” Why not? Why not what? Why not show something new? …