They Were Wrong: The Key to Success

These are the keys that I have to work with. The keys that, in theory, would solve all the problems that need solving. Hoorah!

This is my keychain that I absconded from lost and found many years ago. It has a set of pliers, a tiny pair of scissors, a blade (which only cuts through packing tape), and a flathead screwdriver that doubles as a nailfile.

Oh, it also has a key attached to it. We must keep the “keychain” title accurate.

Now, look above at the gathering of four to five keys that I was given. Take in the mass of metal and plastic.

Then return to my free keychain. Complete with extremely plain flathead.

Now, guess which “key” actually unlocks containers? And guess which keys spin round and round in the casing without accomplishing anything?

Yep. You guessed correctly. Congrats!

About Cosand

He's a simple enough fellow. He likes movies, comics, radio shows from the 40's, and books. He likes to write and wishes his cat wouldn't shed on his laptop.
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