…Of Course, this Could All Go Horribly Awry

Category: humor

  • The Many Steps to Healthier Living

    I do not mean for this to be a rant.  Let us say that there are those with real medical concerns.  And if they go through what I have gone…

  • Working at Playing

    I had two projects today, in addition to my normal duties. First, I assembled a giant standee. Well, “giant” lacks accuracy. We are not talking YouTube-worthy. “Large enough to block…

  • Check Yourself (Out)

    I feel that I do not get enough credit when grocery shopping. That? That my friends is a weight-sensitive surface. And, balanced rather skillfully on said surface? I am glad…

  • What the?

    Exactly. What the? Now, I am not a picky eater. I see a doughnut and odds are I will eat the doughnut. Simple. But… what the? It was a raspberry…

  • Crackers Get The Bird?

    My family is smart enough.  My brother’s first words, well, they were words.  Plural.  A string of noises.  Because why start off humbly?  My sister’s first word was, “Ma.”  (My…

  • Going Down From Here

    Facing facts is rarely enjoyable. I was warned this would occur. Really, I thought it would take longer. Seems these sorts of changes are not my decision. That is how…

  • When an 8 Is Really a 10.

    This. This is my kind of humor. The tucked-in face. The constant checking-the-perimeter. The little touches here and there. Then, when the tables are turned? The power-exchange? Aaaahh. Delightful. Here…

  • Showing Quirks

    Here is my idea of a good time. Wake up at 4 in the morning. Get myself together. Feed the cat. Catch the 4:18 bus. Arrive at work at 5:40…

  • Bumbling Through Dating Life

    I have spent the last hour swiping through Bumble. Time to take a little break. I have been single for a bit. My coworker talked about how it was nice…

  • They Were Wrong: The Key to Success

    These are the keys that I have to work with. The keys that, in theory, would solve all the problems that need solving. Hoorah! This is my keychain that I…