…Of Course, this Could All Go Horribly Awry

Tag: humor

  • The Comedy of the Conqueror Can-Do Corporation

    Sometimes I am content to simply write. And sometimes, in rare moments, I want to perform things. I’ve read about more than a few goofy dictators and deranged super-villains. Time…

  • If I Were a Rapper

    If I were a rapper, the odds of which are naught, I’d make it clear that my verse was not store-bought. Calling others, “the best,” would be a load of…

  • Delivering the Goods

    Just like everyone, I have a temper.  I get upset, I don’t understand how others could err so egregiously, and I feel my jaw clench.  Happily, my anger only comes…

  • Read My Book

    When I started telling stories, I promised I’d never try to sell you folks anything or shove ads in your face unless I wrote a book. Well, I wrote a…

  • Transitional Turmoil

    And we’re back.  There have been a few changes.  I took time away from the internet.  I finished up a project.  (More on that next month.)  And my commute changed. …

  • An Orwellian Ode

    I’m taking a bit of a break from the internet. So to tide me (you?) over, here’s a Goodreads review that I tried to have some fun with. —————————- In…

  • Keep Yer Pants On

    Yesterday was all serious, contemplative, and deep.  Today?  None of that. ———- “Hey, those pants are supposed to be at my place!” “I know those pants.  I know them very…

  • More Homeless

    I am tired of homeless people.  I am also tired of war, cancer, and forest wildfires.  With there being many things that I cannot fix, homelessness is at the forefront…

  • Blame the Antarcticans

    You all have been picking on the wrong people. We have made our way through the list.  We have been against women getting the vote, against communists, against black people…

  • We’re at a Loss with Floss

    As I have previously stated, I take issue with the dental industry.  I maintain that teeth should be removable.  Or we should all be able to unhinge our jaws like…