Tag Archives: humor

The Comedy of the Conqueror Can-Do Corporation

Sometimes I am content to simply write. And sometimes, in rare moments, I want to perform things. I’ve read about more than a few goofy dictators and deranged super-villains. Time to have fun at their expense.

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If I Were a Rapper

If I were a rapper, the odds of which are naught, I’d make it clear that my verse was not store-bought. Calling others, “the best,” would be a load of rot, Especially when they saw just what I had got. … Continue reading

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Delivering the Goods

Just like everyone, I have a temper.  I get upset, I don’t understand how others could err so egregiously, and I feel my jaw clench.  Happily, my anger only comes out once in a while.  On any typical day, I … Continue reading

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Read My Book

When I started telling stories, I promised I’d never try to sell you folks anything or shove ads in your face unless I wrote a book. Well, I wrote a book. You can snag a copy over here. It’s a … Continue reading

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Transitional Turmoil

And we’re back.  There have been a few changes.  I took time away from the internet.  I finished up a project.  (More on that next month.)  And my commute changed.  Once upon a time, getting to work was simple.  I … Continue reading

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An Orwellian Ode

I’m taking a bit of a break from the internet. So to tide me (you?) over, here’s a Goodreads review that I tried to have some fun with. —————————- In school we were all taught that this book was darn … Continue reading

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Keep Yer Pants On

Yesterday was all serious, contemplative, and deep.  Today?  None of that. ———- “Hey, those pants are supposed to be at my place!” “I know those pants.  I know them very well.” “Don’t you love the way those pants are snug … Continue reading

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More Homeless

I am tired of homeless people.  I am also tired of war, cancer, and forest wildfires.  With there being many things that I cannot fix, homelessness is at the forefront of my mind. Not too far away from me is … Continue reading

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Blame the Antarcticans

You all have been picking on the wrong people. We have made our way through the list.  We have been against women getting the vote, against communists, against black people getting fair treatment, against LGBQT+ folks, and we locked up … Continue reading

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We’re at a Loss with Floss

As I have previously stated, I take issue with the dental industry.  I maintain that teeth should be removable.  Or we should all be able to unhinge our jaws like certain reptiles for easier cleaning.  But as a forty-something mammal, … Continue reading

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