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Trying Out: Massage Parlor (Or, Getting Rubbed the Wrong Way)

I have this weird opinion that I should be able to turn my head roughly one hundred and eighty degrees.  I think that when I try to lift my left arm, it should not go numb.  I am against gigantic … Continue reading

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A Fund Farewell

Oh, so that’s it? All that time and we’re done, huh? I mean, I get it. I didn’t think I had much of a shot with you back in the summer of 2020. But hey, a guy can dream. It … Continue reading

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The Comedy of the Conqueror Can-Do Corporation

Sometimes I am content to simply write. And sometimes, in rare moments, I want to perform things. I’ve read about more than a few goofy dictators and deranged super-villains. Time to have fun at their expense.

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If I Were a Rapper

If I were a rapper, the odds of which are naught, I’d make it clear that my verse was not store-bought. Calling others, “the best,” would be a load of rot, Especially when they saw just what I had got. … Continue reading

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Delivering the Goods

Just like everyone, I have a temper.  I get upset, I don’t understand how others could err so egregiously, and I feel my jaw clench.  Happily, my anger only comes out once in a while.  On any typical day, I … Continue reading

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Read My Book

When I started telling stories, I promised I’d never try to sell you folks anything or shove ads in your face unless I wrote a book. Well, I wrote a book. You can snag a copy over here. It’s a … Continue reading

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Transitional Turmoil

And we’re back.  There have been a few changes.  I took time away from the internet.  I finished up a project.  (More on that next month.)  And my commute changed.  Once upon a time, getting to work was simple.  I … Continue reading

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An Orwellian Ode

I’m taking a bit of a break from the internet. So to tide me (you?) over, here’s a Goodreads review that I tried to have some fun with. —————————- In school we were all taught that this book was darn … Continue reading

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Keep Yer Pants On

Yesterday was all serious, contemplative, and deep.  Today?  None of that. ———- “Hey, those pants are supposed to be at my place!” “I know those pants.  I know them very well.” “Don’t you love the way those pants are snug … Continue reading

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More Homeless

I am tired of homeless people.  I am also tired of war, cancer, and forest wildfires.  With there being many things that I cannot fix, homelessness is at the forefront of my mind. Not too far away from me is … Continue reading

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