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Age is Relative

My family has an issue that comes up around this time every year.  We are asked to celebrate an annual event.  That all sounds wholesome enough, right?  “How could you complain about wishing someone a happy birthday?”  Well, her birthday … Continue reading

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Drop Everything

In these complicated times, one has to find ways to be entertained.  As always, the easiest way to do that is to engage in people watching. First off, a few caveats.  You need to visit a library that is closed, … Continue reading

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…And Nothing but the Tooth

We have touched on this before.  I know they mean well, but good intentions can no longer mask the truth.  After thirty-plus years of being subjected to their ways, I must once again be honest and come forward. My dentist … Continue reading

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The Beginning of the High-Five

Hey, man!  That was some hunting you did yesterday! Oh, thanks. Oh, c’mon.  You really killed it!  C’mere! What are you doing?! What?  C’mon man. What did I do? I’m just trying to congratulate you. By slapping me? I’m not … Continue reading

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Aging Skillfully (Not Gracefully)

This is the beginning of the end, my friends. Yea, gather ‘round and hear my tale of woe.  For today is the final day of my robust 30’s.  Tomorrow I turn 40. I know.  The switching to a new decade … Continue reading

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The Ballad of the Bridge

It must be said that I love my orthodontist.  We’ve been together for almost three decades.  I would recommend her to anyone. For that reason, what follows is not an out-pouring of anger or a vendetta against her and her … Continue reading

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Five Times ’90’s TV Tried to Kill Me

I tend to leave past decades in the past.  ’70’s?  Nope.  ’80’s?  ’90’s? I maintain that the ’90’s more or less tried to kill me.  They tried a new tactic; “cool” music videos. As proof, allow me to submit: Five … Continue reading

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God vs. Me- Grudgematch of the… er, Hour?

God and I have been fighting this year. By that, I mean that I have been focusing on one or two areas of my life where I would like things to be different. In return, God keeps being nice to … Continue reading

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For Want of a Tire, the Bus Was Lost

Today I am going to try to simplify.  A short story will be told and you can make your own conclusions for judgements. Saturday morning I went to take the bus.  Well, ran because the bus was adhering more to … Continue reading

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Recipe for Destruction- BBQ Pringles

When I was a kid, I was an avid cereal box-reader. Probably my favorite cereal was the one that came with a fold-open panel of different comic strips. Do I remember what the food tasted like? No. Do I recall … Continue reading

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