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A Tale That Wants to Be Uplifting

I have worked in an old building.  A building old enough to be an historic landmark.  And, with all things old, not every little cog and gear functions as it should.  I have been around that place plenty.  I know … Continue reading

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Romantic Rundown (Part 1)

Valentine’s Day is less than a month away. (That rhymes, so it must be true.) The movie folks are well aware of this, as evidenced by the upcoming flicks. Care to take a looksee? “Somebody I Used to Know” Rated … Continue reading

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Pavlov Works Both Ways

Darn it, Pavlov. At no point did you warn what would happen when the pets began to take your studies and turn them on us. You knew it was coming, right? Well, a heads’ up would have been nice. But … Continue reading

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I Hear Ya

People do not feel heard these days. They take to websites and post lengthy rants. They lament what others are doing, often in opposition to what they want. We have been sequestered away for a few years, afraid of each … Continue reading

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A Name for the Ages

Mylar was my favorite cat. She was soft, cute, and only she hissed at me twice in the sixteen years I had her. So, being the loyal guy that I am, I use her name every time that I play … Continue reading

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I Grow on You. Eventually.

Howdy, I finally found a way to describe my appeal. My gradual charm. My, “No, I’m not a first-impressions kinda guy” style. Observe! Ta-da! And now you know.

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Trying Out: Massage Parlor (Or, Getting Rubbed the Wrong Way)

I have this weird opinion that I should be able to turn my head roughly one hundred and eighty degrees.  I think that when I try to lift my left arm, it should not go numb.  I am against gigantic … Continue reading

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A Fund Farewell

Oh, so that’s it? All that time and we’re done, huh? I mean, I get it. I didn’t think I had much of a shot with you back in the summer of 2020. But hey, a guy can dream. It … Continue reading

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The Comedy of the Conqueror Can-Do Corporation

Sometimes I am content to simply write. And sometimes, in rare moments, I want to perform things. I’ve read about more than a few goofy dictators and deranged super-villains. Time to have fun at their expense.

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If I Were a Rapper

If I were a rapper, the odds of which are naught, I’d make it clear that my verse was not store-bought. Calling others, “the best,” would be a load of rot, Especially when they saw just what I had got. … Continue reading

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