…Of Course, this Could All Go Horribly Awry

Tag: humor

  • The Most Terrible Vet Visit You Will Ever Be Told

    Howdy, Brace yourself. This will be bad. Not end of the world bad, but you are about to get mad at me for sharing this. Okay, we have talked cats…

  • Still A Sure Thing

    I would not call myself actor. I will give a speech. I will get people’s attention. But I like backstage, lower-profile just fine. But “Sure Thing” is my favorite one-act…

  • A Tale That Wants to Be Uplifting

    I have worked in an old building.  A building old enough to be an historic landmark.  And, with all things old, not every little cog and gear functions as it…

    A Tale That Wants to Be Uplifting

  • Romantic Rundown (Part 1)

    Valentine’s Day is less than a month away. (That rhymes, so it must be true.) The movie folks are well aware of this, as evidenced by the upcoming flicks. Care…

  • Pavlov Works Both Ways

    Darn it, Pavlov. At no point did you warn what would happen when the pets began to take your studies and turn them on us. You knew it was coming,…

  • I Hear Ya

    People do not feel heard these days. They take to websites and post lengthy rants. They lament what others are doing, often in opposition to what they want. We have…

  • A Name for the Ages

    Mylar was my favorite cat. She was soft, cute, and only she hissed at me twice in the sixteen years I had her. So, being the loyal guy that I…

  • I Grow on You. Eventually.

    Howdy, I finally found a way to describe my appeal. My gradual charm. My, “No, I’m not a first-impressions kinda guy” style. Observe! Ta-da! And now you know.

  • Trying Out: Massage Parlor (Or, Getting Rubbed the Wrong Way)

    I have this weird opinion that I should be able to turn my head roughly one hundred and eighty degrees.  I think that when I try to lift my left…

  • A Fund Farewell

    Oh, so that’s it? All that time and we’re done, huh? I mean, I get it. I didn’t think I had much of a shot with you back in the…