Look, if I am going to be put in charge of running Zoom, microphones, computers, and cameras for church? Then once in a while I am going to use the technology for my own diabolical purposes.

Sometimes you just want a big room, a big screen, and a big speaker set up. All to yourself.

Oh, come now. I basically told you earlier this year that I would do this.

(Also, Alice, Darling? Really uncomfortable watching that sex scene next to my best friend. I am glad I did not watch that in church. “Hey, gang! Family movie night!” Awkward…)