Category Archives: humor
I Grow on You. Eventually.
Howdy, I finally found a way to describe my appeal. My gradual charm. My, “No, I’m not a first-impressions kinda guy” style. Observe! Ta-da! And now you know.
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Tagged amazon prime, appeal, charlie day, dating, humor, jenny slate, life, movies, personality, relationships
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Expired Dates
As a teenager, I thought I know how attraction worked. You looked around the high school, you saw a girl you thought had nice aspects, and you fell for her. Simple. Oh sure, a Hollywood movie might cause you to … Continue reading
A Fund Farewell
Oh, so that’s it? All that time and we’re done, huh? I mean, I get it. I didn’t think I had much of a shot with you back in the summer of 2020. But hey, a guy can dream. It … Continue reading
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Tagged covid, coworker, dating, flirt, humor, income, life, money, relationship, work
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Can We Talk Movies? Nope?
Showing any new movies? “Nope.” Wait, are you still showing Thor? Nope. Well, do you have a blockbuster flick? “Nope.” Why not? Why not what? Why not show something new? We are! Well, tell me what it is. “Nope.” Is … Continue reading
Housing Issues
Allow me to share with you a silly, stupid, and pointless argument that I constantly have with myself. “I want a house. Not a huge one. A one-story would be fine. I want a bedroom, a guest room, a little … Continue reading
Honest Scales
I am not the biggest celebrator of birthdays. Let me go for a walk or watch a movie and I will probably be content. I put a stop to getting gifts a few years ago. (My shelves are full enough, … Continue reading
The Comedy of the Conqueror Can-Do Corporation
Sometimes I am content to simply write. And sometimes, in rare moments, I want to perform things. I’ve read about more than a few goofy dictators and deranged super-villains. Time to have fun at their expense.
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Tagged comedy, customer service, desk job, fun, help desk, humor, parody, phone, super-villain, tyrant
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If I Were a Rapper
If I were a rapper, the odds of which are naught, I’d make it clear that my verse was not store-bought. Calling others, “the best,” would be a load of rot, Especially when they saw just what I had got. … Continue reading
Managing Change
One thing that I have noticed in the workplace is that each manager likes to do things “their way.” And that way is sometimes introduced with nesting. Given their new responsibilities and an established staff, bosses will often change the … Continue reading
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Tagged boss, change, endurance, life, manager, office, shackleton, survival, wordprompt, work
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...Of Course, this Could All Go Horribly Awry 