Take My Word(play) for It

I could never date a smoker. I would not be a good match for them.

When a sailor commits mutiny, is he judged by a jury of his piers?

If you stick around your kids long enough, you will see them fully groan.

You would think tying ropes is easy. It is knot.

I would not say Frodo ran a cartel or was a mob boss. But I know he was some kind of ring leader.

Charities hope a succor is born every minute.

Making cheese at home is a brieze.

Well, I certainly do not know what type of tree that is. Yew?

I try to have my luggage packed early, just in case.

When put in charge of wooded areas, one typically has to dellegate.

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Okay. Now that those puns are out of my system I can go back to interacting with others and pretending to be normal.