Monthly Archives: May 2020

That Netflix Need

I am the last patron to the Netflix table.  I have a rather large DVD collection and I work in a movie theater.  Why pay for more viewing options that I do not need? Well, I had all this extra … Continue reading

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The Beginning of the High-Five

Hey, man!  That was some hunting you did yesterday! Oh, thanks. Oh, c’mon.  You really killed it!  C’mere! What are you doing?! What?  C’mon man. What did I do? I’m just trying to congratulate you. By slapping me? I’m not … Continue reading

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The Death of Me

“We’re all gonna die!” That is apparently the mentality that is supposed to consume me.  Death, after all, is the second greatest fear.  Public speaking is number one.  Yet neither of those worries me all that much. I tend to … Continue reading

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Childhood Disdress

An upside of being in my forties is that I can tell embarrassing stories and not care anymore.  Also, I get to use the word, “youngster”.  For example, “This new generation is crazy.  Heh.  The things I’ve done…   Why, back … Continue reading

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Masking our Feelings

Americans have strong opinions.  We will march, we will argue, and we will yell out our beliefs from a passing car. We have had arguments on slavery, sexuality, and guns.  We have made, and often ignored, laws about smoking, tailgating, … Continue reading

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The Longest Journey

Grab your oxygen masks, buy a new pair of wool socks, make friends with a mule, and gird yourself for the mightiest journey.  Behold the walk from my couch to my bed. Ernest Shackleton would not ask his descendants to … Continue reading

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Where there’s No Smoke

Friday night was a bit of a stinker.  I do not mean to say, “Well, poo.  I cannot go to the local establishment and meet with my throngs of associates.  Woe unto me”.  No, there was an actual stench in … Continue reading

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