…Of Course, this Could All Go Horribly Awry

Author: Cosand

  • Trying Out: Massage Parlor (Or, Getting Rubbed the Wrong Way)

    I have this weird opinion that I should be able to turn my head roughly one hundred and eighty degrees.  I think that when I try to lift my left…

  • Expired Dates

    As a teenager, I thought I know how attraction worked.  You looked around the high school, you saw a girl you thought had nice aspects, and you fell for her. …

  • A Fund Farewell

    Oh, so that’s it? All that time and we’re done, huh? I mean, I get it. I didn’t think I had much of a shot with you back in the…

  • Good Samaritan, but Not Great

    The story of Seattle has more than a few tragic characters.  There appears to be a great overlap in the people that are homeless and the people that suffer from…

  • My Family’s Timely Demise

    When I went to visit my family this spring, I came home with a new batch of stories.  My mom had taken some old letters, typed them up, and put…

  • Caught in the Work Webb

    Last week I spent two days learning from a rocket scientist.  He gave a talk on Friday about the James Webb Space Telescope and he had a tech rehearsal earlier…

  • Can We Talk Movies? Nope?

    Showing any new movies? “Nope.” Wait, are you still showing Thor? Nope. Well, do you have a blockbuster flick? “Nope.” Why not? Why not what? Why not show something new? …

  • Housing Issues

    Allow me to share with you a silly, stupid, and pointless argument that I constantly have with myself. “I want a house.  Not a huge one.  A one-story would be…

  • A Bird’s Eye View

    Now that we have talked about how I spent my birthday, let us chat about how I wanted to spend it. I desired an escape.  I craved outdoor time.  I…

  • Honest Scales

    I am not the biggest celebrator of birthdays.  Let me go for a walk or watch a movie and I will probably be content.  I put a stop to getting…