The Sum of Equal(-izer)s

A new movie comes out this weekend! Yay! But it is a bit dark. You can watch the trailer if you like.

Or you can guess solely from that static image. Angry. Conflict. Probably some guns.

I do not need movies that are that angry, but I do enjoy puns. With a title like, Equalizer, well, who can resist that? (Not me.)

Suggested Sub-Titles for Equalizer 3

• Giving the 3^rd Degree.  To the 3^rd Power
• When Plot Points Turn Graphic
• Justice Isn’t Always By the Numbers
• Justice Goes Off on a Tangent
• Don’t Test His Trig Finger
• He’s the Most Calculating Figure
• When They’re Less than Human, He’s Greater than, or Equal to, The Task
• The Subtractions Are About to Multiply
• If You Need Help, He’ll Cosine
• Some Crooks are Good.  He’s Exponentially Better
• When Things Get Irrational, His Methods are Variable
• He Always Rounds Up the Bad Guys
• Enter the Deicimalator
• He Handles In Fractions
• He Solves for X.  Don’t Ask Y.
• Need an Eraser?
• He Won’t Let Criminals Slide Rule
• This Protractor Will Work the Right Angle
• Your Pocket Won’t Protect You
• When Things Get Divisive, He Deals with the Remainders
• The Bodies are Adding Up
• He’s Looking for His Prime Suspect
• The Police Can’t Solve Every Problem 
• He’s the Expert in Non-Linear Solutions
• They Think He’s a Goner.  He Thinks Euclidian
• The Major Arc
• When He Has the Answer, Everyone Else’s Hands Go Up
• When You’re Up Against the Odds, He’ll Get Even