The Sum of Equal(-izer)s

A new movie comes out this weekend! Yay! But it is a bit dark. You can watch the trailer if you like.

Or you can guess solely from that static image. Angry. Conflict. Probably some guns.

I do not need movies that are that angry, but I do enjoy puns. With a title like, Equalizer, well, who can resist that? (Not me.)

Suggested Sub-Titles for Equalizer 3

  • Giving the 3rd Degree.  To the 3rd Power
  • When Plot Points Turn Graphic
  • Justice Isn’t Always By the Numbers
  • Justice Goes Off on a Tangent
  • Don’t Test His Trig Finger
  • He’s the Most Calculating Figure
  • When They’re Less than Human, He’s Greater than, or Equal to, The Task
  • The Subtractions Are About to Multiply
  • If You Need Help, He’ll Cosine
  • Some Crooks are Good.  He’s Exponentially Better
  • When Things Get Irrational, His Methods are Variable
  • He Always Rounds Up the Bad Guys
  • Enter the Deicimalator
  • He Handles In Fractions
  • He Solves for X.  Don’t Ask Y.
  • Need an Eraser?
  • He Won’t Let Criminals Slide Rule
  • This Protractor Will Work the Right Angle
  • Your Pocket Won’t Protect You
  • When Things Get Divisive, He Deals with the Remainders
  • The Bodies are Adding Up
  • He’s Looking for His Prime Suspect
  • The Police Can’t Solve Every Problem 
  • He’s the Expert in Non-Linear Solutions
  • They Think He’s a Goner.  He Thinks Euclidian
  • The Major Arc
  • When He Has the Answer, Everyone Else’s Hands Go Up
  • When You’re Up Against the Odds, He’ll Get Even
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He's a simple enough fellow. He likes movies, comics, radio shows from the 40's, and books. He likes to write and wishes his cat wouldn't shed on his laptop.
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